Intimacy: Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am...

By danesy - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

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By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By anonymouse - 09/03/2011 19:37 - Reserved

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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By Nightmares - 07/08/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:02

Not over you i hope =//

ellykhoshkele 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 13:05

ewwwwwwwwww u poor soul!!!! yuck!!

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TropicExpress 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:26

ummm this happens on nyc subways all the time... not really that FML... disgusting yes but not FML

Bauer_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:46

Did you give him a hand? (This sounds familiar to a Dave Chappelle skit also.)

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:53

dude, not on the train!

sim1 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:57

You should have written a haiku about it, and added it to your journal.

gossipgirl9889 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:40

OMG!!! that happened to me on the DC metro with one of my friends, the guy was sitting next to us and doing it AT us. we moved and he continued to stare. We sprinted off and switched lines lol. I feel for you, its pretty damn scarring.

DiSab 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:42

I've had it with these motherf***ing sperm on this motherf***ing train!!!!

LordLiam316 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 14:07

nice :)

joyride 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:53

Everything happens in subways.

th3wh1tee 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:00

This is actually not that uncommon and I can already tell none of live in New York lol.

zoe_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:25

Are you in Chicago? what did the guy look like? my girlfriend and i have observed a man jacking off on the el several times... If its the same guy you should report it to the cta.