By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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ohwowthatsucks25 0

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

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fpac62794 0

holy shit...thats so funny!!!!!

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swallowthesun 0

If you got it, flaunt it :]

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sabrinaacrow 26

He might not though.. That would be awkward

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craby987 0

#8 Yea but its not like it goes away instantly! #11 Hey but you have to deal with wetness.

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Crncj 0

And the wetness is bad because...

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infidelboy 0

use the superbad trick. up into the waistband

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tav4285 0

LOL this happens to everybody sooo often

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BooYou 0

"Ah le clumsy adolescent. It’s a phase we’ve all been through. Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours..........like a cat."

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roflrawrlol 0

I'm lost, the only thing I got out of this is pussy

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brendenthib13 0

This could be taken completely wrong to a teenage boys mind...

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lancewell 0

if your gettin a hard on insstantly from seeing a thong, you might wanna get laid a little more. not trying to be harsh on ya.

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pgray18 0

u got an instant boner from looking at a thong? wtf?

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Tempsey 0

There's a difference between looking at a thong and looking at a girl wearing one.

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crazybe3bshot31 0

haha.. wow. that suxed..

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mac_fml 0

thats when you instantly think of celine dion and rosie odonnel, and you'll be just fine

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