Transportation: Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By SadAndAlone - 03/12/2015 16:41 - Sweden - Nacka

Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML

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By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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By danesy - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By HunniBeeHuni - 17/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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Saturday 27 June 2009 16:12

What's traumatic about a subway footlong?

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:08

oh man.... are you traumatized?

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JakeMeeks 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:48

LMAO! and then #2 with "whats wrong with a subway footlong?" omg so funny!

Hjelloo 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:23

The "subway footlong" was funny, but this was in Japan. Everybody knows Asians can't get past four inches.

purplefire654 0

Monday 13 July 2009 22:41

wow #252 no need to be sterotypical. im 13 and my penis is 6 and a half inches long when erected...bitch.

scateice 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 2:14

mhmm, you measure your penis?

Cake95 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:32

FYL for actually measuring.

myaddiction000 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:30

OMG U SHOULD HAVE GRABBED THAT GUYS DICK AND TWISTED THAT SHIT!!

XxMusicalLoverXx 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:57

You know, the sterotype about Asian men is most likely untrue....=/ I

ihatefruitloops 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:24

hahahaha that's freakin hilarious XD

Strike_Rakensen 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:27

Why I'm glad I DON'T live in a big city with subways and freaks like that

DofD 2

Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:43

That is so horrible. I hope your okay.

octavian 0

Monday 23 November 2009 17:30

I think we are all missing the bigger picture, was his trench coat nice ?

WhatTheHoe 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:29

Okay. I'm so sorry because that disgusting...but im also extremly sorry for thinking that is hilarius...is that bad?

Aceefml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 11:15

thats amazing. thats something my freinds would do

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