By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 03:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 041
You deserved it 40 348
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

katiemarie23 0

Yeah, that sucks. I could say you deserved it but i've done the same damn thing.

25 5

Comments

istylez2 0

wat an idiot lol nail polish is like glue BLONDIE

0 4
docscientist 9

Learn to at least mimic having intelligence before you call someone an idiot.

0 0
DjeePee 24

How many nail polish did you spill if you were able to 'glue' the newspaper to the tafel?

1 1
docscientist 9

Someone witnessed her and asked, "Would you like some table to go with that nail polish?"

1 1
Ronin420 4

do any of you people read labels or is that below your level of intelligence? nail polish remover is diluted acetone. acetone is a paint and varnish stripper!!!

5 0
fadingaway 17

How did the nail polish get under the newspaper?

1 0
MakeAScene 4

I think the nail polish leaked through. I've been trying to figure that out myself.

0 0
ImaMonsterRawr 0

Yes! orrrrr just scrub the entire table with nail polish remover?

0 0
alisha1 0

haha i did the same thing when i was like 7

0 0
ThatLooksSticky 16

I think you're doing something wrong. How did nailpolish end up on the newspaper, causing it to stick to the table? Are you really THAT messy?

3 0
flickyourbic1223 7

The best laid plans* of mice and men... *schemes

1 0