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By stewhart - 24/10/2013 07:25 - United States

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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Top comments

Vertoule 7

It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"

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aslate 0

OMG ur really bad if u do that, i mean, its JUST a game!

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Comments

AsianPanda99 3

It's more like FHL for having a parent like you.

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BabyMimi00 12

You are a terrible parent.

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pleasuretown 7

Your an awful parent i hope child services comes and takes your kids.

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sjhill 32

Time to get a life and get off facebook and farmville.

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gioo_fml 6

Wow can you say failure as a mother much

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ImafukNskittleYO 4

You remind me of my mother... Thats not a good thing, OP.

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MissPuppettear 0

YDI for paying more attention to your game than the phone and I'm guessing your son

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