Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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Swatme101 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:17

OMG bahahahahahahahahaha Owned by teh kitteh

ryansims 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:08

Absolutely hilarious LOL

JavaAnyone 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:16

lol at 11

Doorhandle57 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:28

wow, people who are mean to animals end up being murderers, or something in that catergory. YDI

kissesinbetween 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:21

You're gross, and you totally totally deserved it.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:37

you're a douche D:< be nice to kittehz.

quadracer111 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:58

Rofl. Dutch oven the ******* cat.

blobxmaster13 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:18

poor kittyy... u r abusive man y d i loser

murderofcrows 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:22

I agree. WHY THE EF WERE YOUR PANTS OFF?! AND WTF #38, SOMEONE KILL THAT GUY!

nodbor 11

Monday 8 June 2009 8:27

so when you have to go to the hospital because you got an infection, will you still think it was a good idea?

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