Kids: Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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deprivedwriter 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

lmfao....ouch Poor hamster... you deserved it though

starlalove 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

Grab your kid and RUN!!

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kushaman 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 22:18

goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll

Hootie_95 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 9:59

Lmao I know that's sad but I couldn't help but laugh.

chrisiffer 17

Friday 6 January 2012 17:21

HAHAHA!

angelofsaturn 23

Sunday 19 February 2012 22:43

this is tragic for the kids but damnit that illustration is cracking me up.

marissa136 0

Friday 2 March 2012 4:55

Why were u trying to impress 6 year olds?? Self esteem issues..??

btwmellarkc 11

Thursday 17 May 2012 22:30

Aww it's ok OP. They will maybe forget it in a few years hopefully.

With_Love929 3

Friday 3 August 2012 7:42

Why was it red?

Steffi 26

Sunday 16 September 2012 11:30

Look in future.

TurkeySlab 9

Monday 17 September 2012 2:52

Dude their 6

NellyFC35 19

Sunday 3 March 2013 23:51

What kind of hard ass ball did you think you was kickin?

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