Miscellaneous: Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly...

By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By GuillermoCJ - 22/01/2011 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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funsize003 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:02

did it "piss" her off? ahahah

FreddyLunch 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:01

That'll teach her.

Comments

mister_moops 0

Monday 15 June 2009 2:48

good, she deserved it. #2 is a ******.

Daaniellee1234 8

Monday 15 June 2009 3:15

# 10. Lots of people pee in the shower. It goes down the drain anyways so whats the problem with it. If you pee in the bath, thats a totally different story.

amazingkate 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:30

she deserved it

TheDarkoprince 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:41

#128. -sigh- and the typical disgusting male stereotype continues. Just so you know, not every guy is like that.

ben26_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:48

by clicking YDI, i actually mean SHE deserves it.

theMOOSEx3 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:50

hahaha, so apparently peeing in the shower is gross, bad hygeine, etcccc. I consider myself to have great hygeine, I am a clean person and even a bit of a germophobe. I am not even a guy and I pee in the shower all the time, it gets washed right down the drain! haha its like killing 2 birds with one stone! whats the big deaaaaal.

BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:03

Lawl this was the second best one ive read today....xD

Sawadee 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:16

OMG...this is funny and FYGFL

ibetonthecubs 3

Monday 15 June 2009 4:44

Hahahaha YDI.

genius_man16 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:51

All these people that are against peeing in the shower need to get the stick out of their asses. You do realize that it saves water to do it there right? And you are IN THE ******* SHOWER so you just wash any that would get on you anyway. Dumbasses. If you don't do it fine, but personal preference is just that, stop hating on people who do because ya'll are so god damn prude.