Kids: Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting... - FML

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Trickydano 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Wow... why did you think throwing your hands in the air would cheer him up?

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Yes indeed, why would you sticking your hands in the air cheer up a 13 year old boy?

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thatkidnamedAlii 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:23

hahaha 185: ]

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:33

Today, I was on a roller coaster that i was terrified of, i was so scared that this idiot next to me tried to cheer me up, as we were turning a sharp corner, the dumb ass couldn't control his elbows and hit me in the face and i started to cry. FML

thatswasup 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:35

188th

g3tusedtoit 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:40

What a bitch

MeanCommenter88 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:41

the kid deserved that one. pussy.

matrd37 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:43

pansy got what he deserved. I hope it hurt

sparky1363 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:43

Fucken ey!

mohit88 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:44

U r full of win my friend

Socafolife 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:46

Hey you said you would tell anybody!!!! I ******* hate you..

jasmine1259 2

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:50

to ppl asking why that would cheer him up, it could be to make him see it's not as scary as it seems

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