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Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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The Taste of Love

Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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Class act

LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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Seduction technique

BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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angrygazebo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:28

Hardly worth getting upset over; that's one of the little moments you'll come to cherish in a relationship. I wish I had a girl to burp in my mouth. That ... didn't ... come out right ....

Sue21 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:10

Sharing is caring

TerminallyChill 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:49

Haha, this is totally something my girlfriend would do. Really pretty harmless, and cause for a good laugh.

Casualt1234 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:58

Really? These are the FMLs that get posted these days? Pathetic

dancin303 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:13

#57 she "birth" in your mouth. i just wonder how she accidently gave birth in your mouth. burped doesnt equal birth. epic failure

mattmag 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:37

You're the girl. You can get away with far more than that. But if he did it to you...

pwnrzero 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:13

*cough* you do realize that a burp is essentially a fart, but out of your mouth.

brittbrittT 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:39

reaaaaaaal classy.

miscellaneousact 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:00

i really don't understand why would break up with partner just because something like this happened. i find very funny and kinda cute and surprising (mostly because burps *like this one could be very fast and unexpected **especially during movement) it's a good thing its a soda burp and not anything thing else, because if u decided to kiss ur boyfriend after eating seafood, garlic and or anything else that smells revolting, EPIC FAILURE!!! *just by being stupid* if ur boyfriend did it to u, then its kinda another story in my opinion...