Miscellaneous: Today, I was hit by a car. My sister ran to see if her phone... - FML

By hockey9797 - 15/07/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. My sister ran to see if her phone I was carrying in my purse was okay. She screamed at me while I lay in the street because I was so dumb, and that I couldn't even watch for cars. Her screen was cracked. I had to call 911 for myself. FML

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hockey9797 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:21

yeah i broke both my arm and leg on my right side and a few ribs it's not fake

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cucumberfabulous 7

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:06

Your sisters a bitch, FYL..

blue8795 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:06

Wow....Your sister... I don't even know what to say. Her priorities are f**cked up.

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Br8y16 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:41

nice

greenpick11 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 7:13

What a ******* bitch.

emilytaylor09 0

Friday 9 July 2010 8:49

93 if you're laying in the middle of the road with broken bones after being hit by a car, I'm sure you can figure out a way to make the 911 call. especially if your sister is more concerned with her phone than you and you don't really have a choice.

playa459 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:29

time to get the axe for some (pay back)

YoYoYo20_21_22 2

Tuesday 21 September 2010 2:26

I hope you kicked her ass after you got better. I really hope you did.

supahnazi 0

Monday 3 January 2011 4:21

ur sisters goin to hell

bmw650i 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 6:29

man your sister is as dumb as shit

randomguy1millon_fml 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:56

looloolooloo

dubbadee123 5

Friday 1 July 2011 4:10

she is a bitch

boom1001000 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:21

It seems like your sisters a blonde

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