By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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area51avenger 0

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

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maupa 0

still, OP should get some aimbot, or something ;)

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weightloss 0

how is this even possible hahahha?

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Sum_it 0

if you have such bad aim, how did u make it in her v. lol

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TheSuitGuy 0

Now you know why some women really, really hate being smacked on the ass during sex.

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jewelzgalore 0

You writhing in pain and screaming like a 5-year-old must have amped up the sexiness level 100%. Good job.

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whoahanna 0

Hahahahahahhahahhahahah brilliant.

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ziqi92 0

b4 i completely lose myself in ROFL, can i ask HOW?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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NikiiSlikii 0

Um... Wooow..... Better luck next time, Artard.

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