Geek: Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met... - FML

By ExplosiveDildo - 22/06/2012 13:08 - Afghanistan

Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML

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ExplosiveDildo 11

Saturday 23 June 2012 5:21

Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Friday 22 June 2012 18:56

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

Arthurie 30

Friday 22 June 2012 18:56

Time to move.

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soldiat_fml 17

Monday 22 July 2013 7:40

Well, that escalated quickly. I'm surprised he got all that information just from your state. A lot of people here name their city and country.

duma191 21

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:35

maybe he is trying to teach you a lesson. never give out personal information.

jweb1434 6

Monday 30 December 2013 0:34

Did you ever get flowers!?

locky999 1

Monday 26 May 2014 10:59

maybe because you used the same username.. really explosive..

jROOD 3

Tuesday 5 August 2014 8:36

I think you told him way more than just the state you live in...

InvertedAudio 13

Wednesday 10 September 2014 9:38

Run.

Nono97_fml 10

Wednesday 24 December 2014 3:08

That's cute

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 11 July 2015 23:08

Run.

DeezNuts_1234 6

Friday 20 November 2015 21:13

He probably used a packet sniffer

TheLynx_fml 20

Sunday 10 April 2016 2:16

Fyl, telling someone the general region you live in shouldn't be enough information for any normal person to do that to someone.

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