By Jill - 15/06/2013 04:19 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
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stupidpplsuck 33

That's probably because you go through your daughters phone. No sympathy from me Voldy.

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neeni88 23

Could it simply be because you lack a nose and not due to your "evil" ways as a Mom? If it's any consolation, if your kids hate you, you must be doing something right!

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RockNRollAndrew 18

Well you deserved it for going through your daughters business on her phone

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Hollymae130 0

Gee I wonder why, mother of the year? Going through her phone seems perfectly normal

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Nederlander95 14

Maybe it's because you do things like snoop through her phone

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scice03 8

Quit looking through her shit and maybe she won't feel that way about you.

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Nederlander95 14

I put fyl, but then I realized you were snooping through your daughter's phone. Maybe it's stuff like that that makes her not like you

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MkayET 2

As much as this completely sucks........::I'm sorry but I'm rofling right now. XD But hey, it's probably just teenage angst. ^.^ she'll get over it. ^.^

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wigginz 8

Well Voldemort is from Star Wars, not Harry Potter, so they must not all be Harry Potter names if you were Voldemort. If there wasn't a Weasley or Neville or Sirius Black or either of the Carrows or any other thing like that, they're just star wars

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