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Anonymous - 13/09/2014 14:39 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

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etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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notafatlump - 02/02/2011 05:07

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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leem - - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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Uri - 12/06/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML

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fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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umerin 32

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:00

Oh god. What is this world coming to?

MilkyFilmz 26

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:02

For a second, I thought it said a kid no older thN 4 was holding a shotgun

fml85483 19

Sunday 14 September 2014 5:36

Hey, be grateful you got a compliment! Most 4 year olds just randomly throw out insults with no thought about the emotional damage to the victim!

Bandking 12

Sunday 14 September 2014 5:43

-screams in abject terror-

Silver7827 14

Sunday 14 September 2014 5:43

I half want to click, "you deserved it" because if you have a nice ass, then you have a nice ass and such a compliment would be true, so I guess you'd deserve the compliment

iwadasn 32

Sunday 14 September 2014 6:29

It's still not something you want to hear coming from the mouth of a 4-year-old.

mageepaigeee44 15

Sunday 14 September 2014 9:21

Or anyone's mouth.. Catcalls aren't compliments. People (more often men but not seclusively men) will cat call anything with ****/ an ass. It's NOT a compliment. It's demeaning. Don't think you're special if some Neanderthal yells something at you.

Blahblahrasputin 3

Sunday 14 September 2014 16:34

You mean women don't like being seen as sex objects and only sex objects and nothing but sex objects? Who knew, eh?

EvanGauger 8

Sunday 14 September 2014 5:49

still not sure why this is bad lol

Tashamazing 11

Sunday 14 September 2014 6:19

I feel as though all our lives suck if this is what the world is becoming.

iwadasn 32

Sunday 14 September 2014 6:31

F the kid's life if he's being raised to believe that that kind of behavior is acceptable.

rannerbananer 8

Sunday 14 September 2014 6:58

Lol hey, at least it was a compliment.. You're walks must be working for you? Lol kids these days though... Parenting done...wrong?

PokeZilla 9

Sunday 14 September 2014 7:03

I can't see how some people would take this as a compliment. I personally wouldn't accept that rudeness from anyone no matter what age. That's just creepy, being ok with the fact that a four year old is checking out your ass.

MiaTheMartian 21

Sunday 14 September 2014 7:07

They're poisoning them early. People, please teach your children to respect everyone.

wvcheesehead 13

Sunday 14 September 2014 7:46

A definite compliment, at 4 he spends his days eye level with a great number of rumps, yours stood out to him. It may well have been his older brother or his fun uncle.