By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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hringer 0

.... I wouldnt have even gotten close to that bush its her fault, shave that shit

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ThePeopleRule 2

You could have her shave, duhh, it's what I have my gf do. And braces are a bitch aren't they

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artiestz 0

Wow that honestly makes me want to gaaagggg D:

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Waggleton 0

Fyl for still having braces

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brun12 1

Ok since you have braces, I saw your either too young for sex, or too old for braces. Either way YDI

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You can never be too old for braces. I've seen 50 year olds wear them.

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thatsvintage 6

Am I the only one who feels a bit sorry for the girl? Getting your pubes yanked out like that HAD to have hurt. Oh and OP, FYL since she doesn't have the common courtesy to keep her bush whacked and trimmed.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Dude, she doesn't HAVE to keep it trimmed if she doesn't want to. Just because someone would prefer her to doesn't mean it's mandatory for her to do. I bet given the opportunity half the people here would still have sex (oral or otherwise) with a really hot chick/dude if the circumstances were right. Get over yourself; it's just hair.

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thatsvintage 6

Lol excuse me. I didn't realize we weren't allowed to express our OPINIONS. Just because you don't agree with what I have to say by no means does that automatically make me stuck up. I personally do not care how hot a person is; whether it be man or a woman, I just don't like excess amounts of hair. There's nothing wrong with that so don't be so quick to hop on my balls with your moralistic bullcrap.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You said it's common courtesy. That's what I was commenting on. It's not necessarily and doesn't need to be done just to please the other person.

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gracebbroo 5

omg this is NOT funny... it happened to me amd my boyfriend and DAMN it hurt like hell!

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KCRN12 0

You're 14. You shouldn't be doin it anyway. But either way, it's your fault for not shaving.

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Oabbey 2

that's such a cheesy move. and she needs to hit up the hedge clippers

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skyeofblood 1

Ehhhhhhh.... Time fer a gift cert. for a brazilian!!! I feel sorry for u man... Girlz should know better than to not shave/take care of that *£#!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Not shaving simply means not shaving; it doesn't mean she isn't taking care of herself. Hair can be cleaned, you know.

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