Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me incredibly...

Kyrenora - 03/07/2018 23:32

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me incredibly sensitive to heat. When I got back to my car, my AC would only blow hot air. It’s 102 degrees outside. FML

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Friday 6 July 2018 0:30

I'm curious to know what the condition is because I have had a terrible sensitivity to heat as well. Let me know!

Soulcist 7

Friday 6 July 2018 0:30

I'm curious to know what the condition is because I have had a terrible sensitivity to heat as well. Let me know!

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