By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
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LucianDeSouza 4

hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

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xn8gx 0

hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

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caticaticati 3

I bet you don't have a sense of humor. Or you do and you just wanted to get on FML, but now you sound like a humorless bitch, sooo...

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therevolution 0

omg funniest fml i've read in awhile hahahahaha oh man I could only imagine the deer caught in a headlights look he had when she saw him hahahahahaha

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lifecangotohell 0

baha ******* ha! most hilarious fml.. ever!

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squishy91 0

haha thiz iz juzt to funny, nice sence of humor, not really an insult or anything, u propably took it the wrong way

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HaHaHaHanna 0

wat an awsome bf lol

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Anon9002 0

I should remember this line and use it next time :D

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kaitidid16 0

HaHa awww this is cute and creepy at the same time, Hampsters are just adorable anyway so you have to love them

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gr3y_fml 1

How cute and quaint and stuff. No wonder he calls you a dragon though.

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