Kids: Today, I've realized why my parents waited eight years later... - FML

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By HDR - 23/07/2016 01:02

Today, I've realized why my parents waited eight years later for my youngest little brother. They didn't want him because they wanted us to have company. I already have two other brothers for that. They wanted another child to make a replacement for us "screw ups". Fml

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KayPlay 19

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:45

Haha my parents say the same thing about my brother. They say they wanted someone who's gonna be successful. Although jokes on them cause I'm gonna do something! ...I just don't know what yet...

TreeTreeMan 23

Saturday 23 July 2016 22:44

That's where I came from!

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KayPlay 19

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:45

Haha my parents say the same thing about my brother. They say they wanted someone who's gonna be successful. Although jokes on them cause I'm gonna do something! ...I just don't know what yet...

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 24 July 2016 0:02

ahahahaha! I'm in the same boat

TreeTreeMan 23

Saturday 23 July 2016 22:44

That's where I came from!

redcode5 17

Sunday 24 July 2016 1:17

Parents are at fault most of the time, when they kid is a "screw up".

samwilliams800 28

Sunday 24 July 2016 17:04

If you're a screw up, it's probably because of their shitty parenting.

kikzermeizer 7

Monday 25 July 2016 9:13

Sucks you feel that way. He also could have been an oops baby

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