Today , I turned 31 and I am still the only single guy within...

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By soma76968 - 08/11/2019 08:37 - Egypt

Today , I turned 31 and I am still the only single guy within my friends .FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 8 November 2019 19:20

And perhaps in 10 yrs, you'll be the only person in your group who's not divorced because you didn't make the mistake of getting married too young.

Monica Castillo 11

Sunday 10 November 2019 0:40

I’m sorry OP. But being single isn’t so bad- I’ve been in enough bad relationships to know that I’d rather be single and alone than put up with things that aren’t “healthy”. And happy belated birthday!

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 8 November 2019 19:20

And perhaps in 10 yrs, you'll be the only person in your group who's not divorced because you didn't make the mistake of getting married too young.

Monica Castillo 11

Sunday 10 November 2019 0:40

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