Animals: Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from... - FML

By blazon_paradox - 17/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML

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blazon_paradox 23

Wednesday 17 September 2014 18:44

In the area I live and work it's very possible that a stray cat will be less than healthy. And as I own two cats I also don't want to carry fleas or ticks home to them. Also, and mostly this I think, I don't want to be attacked by a rabid animal- Adorable kitten or otherwise.

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 17 September 2014 16:27

Pepé Le Pew doesn't like his romantic nights interrupted.

MrSassypants 33

Wednesday 17 September 2014 17:10

There's a question being asked trying to figure out whether cats or skunks are better at sex? Oh, Internet, you never fail to surprise.

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Thatonegirl924 15

Friday 4 March 2016 20:14

YDI for trying to be a dick to an innocent cat for no reason.

wrenavery90 12

Sunday 8 May 2022 2:12

Why? Why would it even matter if a cat was near her car?

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