Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 22:00

Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By jessye1182 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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Authoress 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:07

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

Addicted2FML303 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:09

Gravity's a bitch, huh?

Comments

at0micmin3r 23

Friday 5 June 2009 20:42

What? How old ARE you? THREE?

chickyblue 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:19

Mary Poppins was magical and you're not. Duh

Ohxcrap 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:59

hahahah congratulations for being such a jerk, you made my day. :] YDI.

randomperson222 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:54

I don't care what Mary Poppins does, but an umbrella is not a parachute.

DoctorManhattan 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:33

You must be literally retarded. Wow.

pyro6613 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:31

how old are you 3 also animals can talk and you can click your heels to go home

Rachellisawesome 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:32

You are my new hero.

Shandiland 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:26

Thank you so much. I needed a good laugh. I love idiots

ero_hime 0

Monday 8 June 2009 14:35

try jmping off a skyscraper next, im sure the draft from under will be PHENOMENAL :O

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Monday 8 June 2009 22:17

i agree with #2 and #6

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