Living together: Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing...

By ken - 03/12/2018 15:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML

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By anon - 24/03/2012 03:51 - United States - Addison

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By Flutie - 27/10/2017 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML

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How could you?

By passedoutpolly - 01/08/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

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Bounced

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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By festival virgin - 29/05/2013 19:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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Doom Metal will do that to you

By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 December 2018 15:44

What kind of shitshow are you taking her to?

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 4 December 2018 4:32

What kind of festival are we talking about beer ,music ,sex ,ghost or Sasquatch hunting ,Renaissance, art ,native American,guns,RC,car, airplane,boat, snowmobile,snow sculpture there's alot of festivals come on details details OP

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 December 2018 15:44

What kind of shitshow are you taking her to?

Quasita 26

Monday 3 December 2018 19:28

I guess I'd want to know what kind of festival it is. Music festival? If you took her to like, a festival where there are a bunch of juggalos or something... can you really blame her? I'm a veteran concert goer and even I will feel uncomfortable if I see indications that the crowd is being unsafe or jerks to each other... However, I'd be willing to bet she really didn't want to go in the first place and was looking for a reason to go home. Maybe next time pay attention to what she's wanting to do? Take someone that legitimately wanted to go?

DraftHail614 17

Tuesday 4 December 2018 2:51

*sigh* cause this is somehow his fault. I take it you're one of today's feminists that think men should be able to read minds?

EinVoegelein 8

Thursday 6 December 2018 14:40

What's wrong about juggalos? How is someone being wheeled away by paramedics an indication of an unsafe crowd/festival? What if the guy just got bad luck und bruised his ankle?

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Monday 3 December 2018 23:22

What a pussy

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 4 December 2018 4:32

Stan_The_Man 7

Wednesday 5 December 2018 3:58

She sounds paranoid, go ahead and let that one go.

Stephanie Claire 12

Wednesday 5 December 2018 14:57

I would have sent her home and stayed

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 8 December 2018 21:27

What kind of festival? What injuries and how did the guy injure himself? On one hand I think she's being a puss, but on the other hand she may have a good reason. Depends on what festival and what/how the man injured himself...