Today, I threw a "banger", to which I'd invited hundreds. Five... - FML

Anonymous - 10/11/2018 04:44

Today, I threw a "banger", to which I'd invited hundreds. Five showed up. FML

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Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:40

Next time, try throwing a rager. That's more likely to draw in the crowd.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:40

Next time, try throwing a rager. That's more likely to draw in the crowd.

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