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It seems like every post starting with "I thought it would be funny to..." ends up being an example to all of how stupid some people can be
Uh. What? So you put a sign up saying it's free if you can start the ignition without a key? So please explain how they got in the car to start the car? I'm sure this was a great FML, otherwise... :|
Jeez that was a completely dumb move.
Wanker
That's funny. And all of you people saying "your stupid", etc: 1) It's you're. Learn to spell. 2) oh shut up. He couldn't possibly have known that someone would have the gall to take it. If someone had put a sign out that said "for sale, $1,000,000", and someone actually gave them the money, y'all would be saying "oh, I would have done that too." You're sheep. You see a bad outcome, and immediately think you never would have done that. You lack the intelligence to be be unbiased in a situation. I'm sure all of you have done something stupid in your lives. Wikipedia "historians fallacy", and learn how you all fail.
"you're sheep". WTF?! Now THATS just retarded.
1) you don't think someone would have the "gall" to take it?... it's balls.. learn to spell grammar nazi
No, it's gall. It refers to the gall bladder, an expression based on the old idea that the body and emotions are ruled by the four humours. Read a book
Thanks for not being mentally handicapped.
#29 Doesn't matter. He's still a douche.
I agree with 30. And honestly I'm sick to death of people calling people they don't agree with "sheep." Either come up with an original insult, or shut up. While I wouldn't have expected that certain outcome, let's face it: people will do a lot of stupid shit. I wouldn't have done that because I live in a place where shit like that happens.
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What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! **** your friend's life!
Well, that was smart.