Miscellaneous Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML - FML

SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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Stress test

anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman

Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML

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Raincheck?

jib - 09/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Kilgore

Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML

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Dirty protest

Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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Nerves

ADH2000 - - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

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spit saliva spit - 07/08/2019 20:00

Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML

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Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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Stars of CCTV

Guess I'm jobless - 10/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML

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Wow - 23/12/2018 16:00

Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML

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Bustin' my ass

Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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Nakomai 17

Tuesday 10 January 2017 18:57

Never trust a fart.

katluvr 22

Tuesday 10 January 2017 1:58

<p>Could be good, could be bad. "Depends" on how you look at it!</p>

Kers3054 16

Wednesday 11 January 2017 4:28

Best version of "shitty situation" I've ever seen #11. Good job.

assassinmaster 22

Thursday 12 January 2017 3:28

once i trusted a fart ...

assassinmaster 22

Thursday 12 January 2017 3:30

yeah, sounds "mature" to walk into the interview room and ask the the whole world to wait you for 10 minutes because you need to shit. Stop being self-centered and expect the whole world revolve around you and you will understand why it was difficult for OP to stop the interview and go for a shit.

Shay_Shay97 23

Thursday 12 January 2017 7:15

That's just... bad. I mean REALLY bad. That's it, it's game over man! It's game over!

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Tuesday 4 July 2017 3:00

eewwww

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Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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