Health: Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet... - FML

By SSS - 18/11/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML

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whiskey'swino 15

Sunday 18 November 2018 4:10

Never trust a fart.

Rabite 28

Sunday 18 November 2018 4:27

How does this keep happening?

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Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 18 November 2018 15:13

To work out FML or YDI more infomation is required. Is this a random bowel explosion or was it alcohol related?

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 18 November 2018 18:49

I farted ,it tickled ,my butt cheeks wiggled hey look Jesus is on the carpet🤣🤣🤣

l_train 2

Sunday 18 November 2018 23:33

That's called "marking your territory".

Linda Graber 12

Sunday 18 November 2018 23:51

Well ain’t that the *****.

jabc34 9

Sunday 18 November 2018 23:53

hope she had stain master protection

randybryant799 20

Sunday 30 January 2022 2:46

Could you not feel it coming???

wrenavery90 12

Friday 19 August 2022 1:45

I have to admit that would be a deal breaker for me.

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