Miscellaneous: Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked...

By Ash - 27/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML

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plaidrabbit 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:17

Holy crap, you ranted for five blocks? About how he deserved to *die*?! Anger issues much?

ManiMartinixo 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

YDI for talking shit

Comments

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Saturday 28 July 2012 15:44

YDI, bitch 

lightflo 5

Saturday 8 December 2012 9:36

You call him idiot for not paying attention, yet you didn't pay enough attention to know that the guy who you talked mad shit about for five blocks was RIGHT in front of you? YDI for being a hypocritical bitch.

mattthedon 6

Tuesday 2 July 2013 3:26

holy shit someone has some major anger issues

nachosbabygurl 9

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:43

ydi and if your big enough to talk smack behind his back why not say something to their face. if I was that person I would have kick ur ass

sammyjo06 14

Thursday 13 February 2014 1:17

Because he wasn't paying attention and made a mistake, he deserves to die o.0? What is wrong with you....? And this made so much of an impact on your day that you went on about it for 5 blocks?

boredgirl123 11

Monday 3 March 2014 10:00

You're an asahole and deserved more than being called a bitch.

doglover100 28

Friday 4 April 2014 10:22

YDI.

fk18 27

Wednesday 14 May 2014 19:06

YDI for being a bitch and ranting about it for FIVE blocks and claiming he deserves to die. Also when he finally confronts you, you have the audacity to hide behind your boyfriend? I'm sorry but who do you think you are? YDI and more