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Unless you job is keeping peace such as police officer teacher coach out other authority figure you did it wrong by sticking your nose where out does not belong. It getting hit was showing you where out belongs.
Dude, seriously YDI. You don't try to be bold and get in on other peoples business, you don't call balls "happy sacks", and you don't EVER yell "right" when doing anything. The way I read this FML, I got "Today I saw two or three guys fighting. Even though I've never had ANY self-defense training whatsoever, I thought I would be the "good guy" and break it up. I then yelled RIGHT, making my self sound like a goody two-shoes, marched on over, also sounding like a goody two-shoes, and without trying to figure out what the heck they were fighting about, and without talking to someone who might have helped me end this thing, I dove right in and ended up getting a bloody nose, and some aching balls." seriously you almost didn't do anything right that entire time. Here's what you messed up on: 1. Trying to break up a fight with no training 2. Yelling right 3. Marching over 4. Sounding like a goody-two shoes 5. Didn't try to get help from other people to break it up 6. Didn't figure out what they were fighting about 7. Calling balls "happy sacks" 8. And then thinking that even though you did all this wrong and walked right into whatever you got, that you would put this on FML and people would support you. Doesn't work that way dude. So 8 things wrong, and none were repeated.
shut the **** up
When are people going to realize that "happy sacks" sounds stupid and really not funny?
Ok! Some people are being very rude! I agree YDI for getting into someone's business but fights shouldn't be happening and I have read some comments and they are encouraging fighting! This is not good people! I think it was 20# but someone said that "you're a mommas boy" or "I wouldn't be surprised if your name was Junior or Talbert." That is what derives me mad! ignorant people like that! Shame on you if you have commented rudely!
Dude, never EVER try to break up someone's fight! I have known two people personally who were killed doing that, separate occasions. One guy got knifed trying to step between two guys and the other got his neck broken in the middle of a bar fight he was trying to break up. Let the fight-happy jerks kill themselves, and not you!
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silly goose
breakin' up fights: yer doin' it wrong.