Animals: Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese... - FML

By AUDONEE - 10/02/2010 06:39 - United States

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

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By lalalalala - 23/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML

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By Username - 14/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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By Honest mistake - 18/04/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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NEVER JOKE ABOUT FLUFFY

By Sheepiebeepie - 11/08/2017 04:30

Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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immafiremylaser 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:18

YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.

anonymas_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:31

Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL

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OneManClan09 0

Monday 28 June 2010 5:12

I am SOOOOOOO doing that now, lol

020266t 5

Wednesday 25 August 2010 13:15

next time, call "*67" and the the guys number so you come up as "private name, private number."

xlGinIchimarulx 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 4:03

did any of the moderators notice the mis-spelling in "add"? it's suppose to say "ad"

livvylongtime 3

Monday 8 November 2010 11:04

ever heard of blocking ur number u dummy

demonfalcon 5

Monday 15 November 2010 2:11

*67 herp a derp

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 22:52

omg. this is a total copy from another FML. fail.

lilypotter56 12

Friday 17 December 2010 23:18

lol. that guy is brilliant :) ydi

icy37 10

Wednesday 29 December 2010 11:59

this is a perfect example of a ydi

Kg317 18

Wednesday 23 February 2011 17:36

that's karma bitch. u deserved it

Lyposuction1 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:19

its called *67 genius

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