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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Bubblegums_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:03

dont text while driving YDI bitch

yoourface 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:05

YDI .. -.-

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Omnigeek6 1

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:03

YDI for texting while driving, you ******* dumbass. Please kill yourself and make the world a safe place for the rest of us.

Hobo_stickfigure 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:12

don't text and drive, it's not that important you can wait. you deserve it man.

NewfoundlandDog 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:28

DON'T TEXT WHILE YOU DRIVE YOU IDIOT!!!!! HOW STUPID CAN PEOPLE GET THESE DAYS???????

Sonalis 9

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:34

wow. YDI all the way for texting and driving

cristichica 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 3:00

They say texting while driving is worse than drunk driving. It's comparable to driving while blind =

brasileirinha 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 3:15

Lol fellow commenters, please note how this entry was sent from a mobile version. OP, GET OFF YOUR CELLPHONE! YOU'RE A MENACE TO SOCIETY (and fellow drivers.)

NamelessNeko 13

Thursday 18 March 2010 3:34

Sent from a mobile version, too. Did you do that while driving too? Today, while posting an FML from my phone about how I caused a wreck by texting on my phone while driving, I caused another wreck. FML.

bookbee 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:17

You're an idiot. I'm sure your insurance company will make that perfectly clear to you when your premiums triple. Idiot.

anqie 3

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:28

YDI for not knowing how to txt and drive properly

Gabbiegummies 4

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:33

wow you are sooooooo dumb

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