By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
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Calen5556 0

I'm not sure if "intimate" is the best word choice to describe your relationship with your cat

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klimp 0

That is incredibly disturbing. Do you lick that pussy?

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Ozuru 11

You did word it...wrong...but still people, he doesn't have sex with his cat.

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OhHushDear 11

How do you know? It doesn't say so O_o

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Shrike 23

Yeah, you don't know that. Stop ruining our chance to act disgusted and insult random strangers, man.

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McDonaldsworker 4

Hey #13 what's wrong with you man? Stop hating on true love!

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hawkey126 0

Don't you know what FML is for?

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monkiki62 5

Psh I enjoy my cats company over my boyfriends. Cats aren't needy and up ur ass. Lol

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redbluegreen 40

Agreed, but I do have to say, if there's a cat up your ass you're probably not wiping correctly.

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monkiki62 5

Prolly not. But at least I know where my kitty is. Lol

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McDonaldsworker 4

I'm not sure if you would want to talk to your Doctor or your vet first lol

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McDonaldsworker 4

At least OP you can tell your friends your "chilling with pussy"

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loller27 6

you can't expect a cat to love you

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Acousticpixie14 6

Well maybe if you didn't spend so much time with your cat, you'd have a girlfriend?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I think you mean 'fickle'.

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

Perhaps find a woman who...likes cats as much as you do?

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McDonaldsworker 4

Great idea #26, I think they are called lesbians lol

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jessimica642 8

Yeah have you seen the on YouTube the eHarmony video of the woman who loves cats? Check it out I bet she's still single ;)

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chelseaaa92 7

You need to get out there and find you a woman!! Online dating profile? Must love cats!;)

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stevenmx86 7

It's pathetic that you even consider your cat when trying to recall intimate relationships..

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