By shelby - 30/03/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
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this is the saddest tale I've heard on this site

amburger7345 3

it's sadder that you bought a Bluetooth, and also that you feel talking to yourself is not normal. most people talk to themselves.

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13crowe 2

You are a genius. My hat is off to you.

Actually I do that when I'm around people I don't want to talk to. That way they don't talk to me bc they think I'm already talking to someone. It's genius! Lol

Haha that's awesome I would do the same thing, and have fake arguments with myself and make people think I want to kill the "person" on the other line

ApacheC424 18

Before buying the Bluetooth, did OP by chance, discuss with himself in public whether or not to buy it? How did people react?

Wealthyparrot 9

Happens to me all the time. I usually notice I've been talking when people start looking at me funny. Fortunately, I can do a good dog impression, and that usually convinces them I'm too crazy to be bothered.

....as long as you don't get answers back.....

michael666 7

that is an awesome idea, I should try that.

But how does the headset people think you're talking to someone else if you're replying to yourself. Or are you just having a one way conversation?

If it makes you feel any better, even after people see that you have a blue tooth, they still will think you're a lunatic for using it :p