By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

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Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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washingtongirl 8

It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.

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MaydayParadexx 18

Doesn't matter had sex.

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Icecream93 4

I'd lml if that happened to me

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emmykapture 0

Just do some of this! Uhhhh oh ya that's the spot!uhhhhhhhh

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gerbaberba 1

I think you mean OP has been using immaculate CONTRACEPTION!

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thepatty8474 10

Forever alone- wait who said that?!

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Lizzie24ful 0

If you don't believe in it. Its ok but don't make fun of other people's beliefs.

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b0ngs 7

^ the bible states otherwise

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LouisianaBob 9

you mean rush limbaugh lied to me? I thought women popped a pill every time they had sex =(

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LouisianaBob 9

Sometimes I freak out about not having done homework even when school is out of session. I know the feel OP

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