Animals: Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late....

By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 05:00

Today, I left my car window slightly open while I went shopping. When I returned, I discovered that what I assume to be a mischievous squirrel had got into my car and chewed through the wires in my dashboard, causing extensive damage. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

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It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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Saturday 2 July 2011 1:20

He was trying to jack your car when he died of a heart attack from the adrenaline rush.

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 2 July 2011 1:28

Put the squirrel in the passenger seat with a seat belt on it. He/she can be the best friend you never had. You can walk it on a leash, have tea parties with it, and cook it dinner. OMG, I'm so excited.

Comments

Brickk_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:53

hahaha that's nothing at school there was a dead deer in the parking lot so we put it in some chicks car haha

mereview 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:22

was it a squirrel or a dog.... Fred figgelhorn

Llamasr2legit 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:14

Wtf how does a squirrle just die in a car?!?

naynay204eva 0

Monday 4 July 2011 5:02

It could have been worse

labola26 0

Monday 4 July 2011 6:23

that is if you like flea infested squirrel gumbo:)

cofucked 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:38

that was your car? sorry

fuzzybear14 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 2:21

how'd it get there?

durkagihad 12

Wednesday 1 February 2012 17:54

I want to know if the squirrel died inside the car or someone found a dead squirrel and chucked it in

NutellaCongress 10

Sunday 12 July 2015 23:17

At least you came back to find your car. Leaving windows open is risky.

UniUni 20

Thursday 20 April 2017 21:37

That was honestly best case scenario, because with your windows open, we all knew something was going to happen. You could have been robbed, or the squirrel could've been alive, bit you, and then you would be on your way to the hospital