Intimacy: Today, I paid for a month membership on a dating site only to... - FML

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By blueyes - 05/02/2017 16:41 - United States - Lansing

Today, I paid for a month membership on a dating site only to find out that I'm literally being ignored by guys from every corner of the planet. I can't get my money back. I guess now at least I know how ugly I am. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 9 February 2017 12:01

Actually there is data that says that most of the people that are sincerely looking for relationships on dating sites are less likely to contact someone they find attractive out of fear of rejection. So you could also be really attractive, according to statistics!

saxophonePLAYER 11

Tuesday 14 February 2017 22:53

You do realize you can find someone in real life instead of online. Less catfishes in the real world

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 9 February 2017 12:01

Actually there is data that says that most of the people that are sincerely looking for relationships on dating sites are less likely to contact someone they find attractive out of fear of rejection. So you could also be really attractive, according to statistics!

starlessguy 14

Friday 10 February 2017 7:51

Can't be that bad. The guys in your neighborhood don't find you attractive? If they don't then travelling might best option.

saxophonePLAYER 11

Tuesday 14 February 2017 22:53

You do realize you can find someone in real life instead of online. Less catfishes in the real world

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