By unwanted daughter - 02/07/2014 15:54 - Canada - Oliver

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Today, I overheard my mother talking to her friend, and using me as an example of how it's sometimes best to swallow. FML
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cwrocker 14

Wow, sorry OP sometimes parents speak before they think

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mattiscg 22

some people shouldn't ever be parents.

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zahidnasir 22

SORRY OP ..just remember the good she had told about you in past

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insane786 3

I can't click 'I agree. Ur life sucks'..cos if did suck..and she swallowed...well we wouldn't be commenting here

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worldclassrager 39

I sure hope she just used you as an example not as a true statment

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weveallbeenthere 30

maybe she was refering to your skills and happy that you don't have any unwanted pregnancies.

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phoneaddict13 29

maybe she meant she wasn't ready to be a parent when she had you? just trying to look on the bright side..

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TwentyFourBeerz 18

Don't feel bad, I was an oops baby too!!!!

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ShowMeKay 20

An oops baby? Haha that's the first time I've heard that term for an unwanted pregnancy.

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chosha_fml 26

Shouldn't that be that it's better to use a condom? It's not like spitting got her pregnant.

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StickyPickles 33

The best part of you ran down your moms leg it would seem

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