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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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Barf

By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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Could you stop doing that, please?

By Scabs - 09/08/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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Rainy days and Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:19 - Brazil

Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

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Good morning

By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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Giga barf

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 06:00

Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML

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Arthurie 30

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:30

I hope for your sake that you aren't a sympathy-spewer, OP.

mintyowlgirl 20

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:31

Sounds like a 'sickening' night. I should never make jokes.

Comments

hicaduda 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:07

alcoholism...?

mete_orito 34

Thursday 3 July 2014 15:03

Sounds more like "World Cup withdrawal syndrome" :-P

Aquaman911 18

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:11

I would have jumped out of the window and broken a few bones to get away from it

DArthurVaderian 18

Friday 4 July 2014 23:10

Genius!

JuzReading 23

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:14

This is when you turn on the TV, or listen to music to drown it out...

MandyMeow_fml 18

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:16

Sounds like whoever you're hearing is having a worse night than you.

Adam5858 17

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:16

Where were they outside or in a nearby house

brettrb 18

Friday 4 July 2014 7:24

How is that relevant to OP's situation, the puker's situation, or anything at all?

xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:18

Put on some music and enjoy the weather!

slipstreak 10

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:47

Over an hour? What, did they empty their existence out into a toilet?

aimzskee 30

Thursday 3 July 2014 13:52

Wow that sucks!

MacKbag123 4

Thursday 3 July 2014 14:03

Why didn't you go to another room?

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Thursday 3 July 2014 15:30

I think he had it worse than you :-/

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