your penis is very small or/and you are realy fat. Man, thats disgousting

checking to make sure your one inch wonder is still there?

make sure u call bottom

Diet time!

And THAT'S when you notice that you need to lose weight?

2 FTW. :D - OP: loose some weight. then ya can "find ya penis".

Stop being lazy and go the gym. Don't listen to these people telling you to get surgery, I lost 136 pounds by going to the gym and using Atkins. I hit up the gym for three hours a day and still do, and the best part of it all, I can eat like a normal person now and not have to worry about getting fat again because I burn every calorie I take in. You have no one else to blame but yourself. I suggest you watch Discovery Health Channel on the weekends, they have specials about people who are so fat that they've become immobile. That, and the fact that you have to lift up your flabs to see your penis (can you even see your knees?), should be more than enough of a wake up call. Sorry if that seems harsh, but I was in your situation before, and if I can get out of it, you certainly can too. Seriously, can food possibly be better than exciting things in life that you're possibly missing out on? You can't go to theme parks, the beach (unless you want to be embarrassed), and if you like that cute chick in your class - sorry, she's not interested in tubby.

first of all that is messed up and second of all i would never never tell any one even though this is noe your real name ! it would be between me and GOD! lol

first of all that is messed up and second of all i would never never tell any one even though this is noe your real name ! it would be between me and GOD! lol

Four words dude, and this will be doing a real favor for yourself and your dick: Diet and exercise time!