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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

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Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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WhySoSassy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.

rukiafujioka 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.

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thatswasup 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:14

YDI. I'm by no means a vegetarian. I love food such as hamburger etc. But veal is taking it a little too far I think. It's basically baby murder. Picture it this way: somebody comes to your house shoots your baby and eats it. You'd be effing pissed wouldn't you? Sorry about being extreme about this but it's the only way of getting my point across.

starburst_boy 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:09

Well, he shouldn't be too upset over just you eating meat, but veal is disgusting and torturous in the making...

Zorzos 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:22

I love veal too. Let's go get some.

timeforpie 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:32

YDI. Anyone who nonchalantly goes on about how awesome veal is obviously has no respect for the life of animals. There's eating meat, and then there's veal.

anonnie 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:43

i know people don't automatically pour their heart out about things like that when they first meet people... but if he's the type of person to go off on you like that, why would he give out his number so easily in the first place? if its something he's THAT passionate about, he could've at least somehow found out your view on the subject before giving you his number. i just don't get it.

krupster 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:28

Don't feel bad. Us carnivors need to stick together! But hey, more tasty meat for you.

Ravengage 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:24

He's a prick and you don't need him.

hypergeezer 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:32

Wow, what a freak of nature... FHL for losing you because you eat meat, I mean really :| what the hell was the point in that

sarahdyke 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:13

"4) Veal is a very healthy food since it hasn't been exposed years of growth hormones and antibiotics." LOLOLOLOL! That couldn't be any more false. Also, timeforpie, I completely agree with you.

maddramaqueen 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 6:24

I am vegitarian, and while I don't believe in eating meat, that was just wrong. The polite way to go about this is to say "Oh, I'm vegitarian" and leave it there. I mean, my boyfriend eats meat and I don't care!