By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
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Doribella98 14

Hey OP, at least he thinks you're the most beautiful of all those girls in town :)

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Welshite 39

At least he's loyal and honest; very good qualities in a partner.

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dansco 24

Well at least he is never gonna cheat on you or start seeing another girl from your home town. Small victories ;)

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luvlysc 2

No such thing as jokingly asking if someone is cheating on you. Truth is you suspect something or you wouldn't have asked at all.

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Relenaz 9

Sounds like he's got a low IQ.... Even if he truly feels that the women in that town aren't that attractive, he could have worded it better in about a hundred other ways.

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Foppe 9

So you can joke and he can't? You deserved it, you hippocrite!

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CzarLaval 9

Id imagine thats was simply to reassure you vs saying "oh of corse not baby" because we all know you wouldn't have believed that.

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