By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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atrain044 0

now Megan, don't deny having crazy subway sex with your husband

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compworks 4

That day is my birthday; it probably stank for you to have your sister masturbating with your toothbrush. It probably would have made me blow a piston had my older sister done that. FYL, OP!

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hey2121 0

cum on your tooth brush so she gets prego. no onw will know you that father and that shoul teach her

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legend831 6

either a get anew brush or just **** her up or do da same

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