By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Caleb49423 5

she was brushing between the wrong lips (if ya know what I mean) haha XP

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rasellersjr 0

after she goes to sleep give her a pearl neckless...

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Caleb49423 5

well it's a girl that posted it so that would be extremely difficult haha

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rasellersjr 0

ah, didn't catch that.... Go to the local sperm bank, buy a collection of several providers, and make a milkshake out of it for her.

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Popsiclese 0

I here vaginal juice is great for you breath

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AznRiceBox 0

lol that's ur fault for spending the extra 3$ to get that one

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ajallday 0

hey don't knock it til you try it..

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Popsiclese 0

9 out of 10 dentists agree that ****** juice is the best non pharmacutical cavity fighter on the market

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diablovbcgirl9 0

DAMN I should ******* try that that sound ******* amazing.

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diablovbcgirl9 0

damn it my ****** up frend wrote that.

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thehelp 0

oh yeah, toothtunes i think. lol. sounds like fun. sucks dude..

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Spongii101 12

#764 Well done, Mr State The Obvious.

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