By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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deerizz3413 5

Buy a new toothbrush, and if it's a vibrating toothbrush, stash it somewhere she wouldn't look. Problem solved!

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big_red_05 4

god! your sister, what a disgusting BITCH! If that were me, I'd beat the shit out of her, strap her to the front of my car, drive to the store, throw a leash on her

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Jebinthebox 2

If that happened to me, I would put on a biohazard suit, seal it in a ziplock, and take to the hazard part of the local garbage disposal.

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