Miscellaneous: Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store....

By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By jeana - 25/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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Reider022 16

Friday 12 June 2015 12:11

Their problem for not putting a sign on the door, either that or you picked out some good drugs.

MandyO 15

Friday 12 June 2015 12:04

At least you'll never have to see those employees ever again.

Comments

Weasely 11

Friday 12 June 2015 14:27

You know you can take off the back and flush it from there?

breezyblue33 19

Friday 12 June 2015 18:13

That's what I was thinking, too. If it was like the standard toilets people have at home, then OP could have taken the cover off the top and pulled up the chain connected to the plunger thingy to make it flush. But if it was a typical public toilet, I wouldn't know how else to make it flush.

jigglypuff34 16

Friday 12 June 2015 14:57

You need to own that shit! Be proud of what you created. They will fix the toilet and the problem will be resolved. Not a big deal.

nomrana 14

Friday 12 June 2015 15:07

I don't know which one is worst.. u seeing them poop or them seeing ur poop.. hmmm

ProfessorMctitie 20

Friday 12 June 2015 15:23

But he never saw them poop.. or at least i hope not

MrConcise 34

Friday 12 June 2015 15:14

Everybody poops, hopefully you didn't have anything too vile in your system that needed pushing out. I'm sure they understood, Mr. Diarrhea.

annie_zoo 27

Friday 12 June 2015 15:46

Oh god, more like fml for the two employees.

zaidthunder1 27

Friday 12 June 2015 15:47

Holy shit!

gsam99 20

Friday 12 June 2015 16:06

Pull the tank lid off and lift the rubber water plug inside next time. That water is clean. ;p

gearhead369 20

Friday 12 June 2015 17:19

I was just about to say the same thing

toasterspoon 17

Friday 12 June 2015 17:55

Most public toilets don't have a visible tank in the U.S.

gsam99 20

Friday 12 June 2015 22:37

I live in the states. It may just be that I live in the middle of nowhere, but I very rarely see a toilet without a visible tank.

lazrguideddonut 3

Friday 12 June 2015 16:45

FML from the other perspective: Today, the toilet at work broke. Me and my co-worker went to the bathroom to fix it..just as some asshole walked out, stared us in the face tools in hand, and scampered away.