By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
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jimbob_76592 5

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

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MNBOY16 15

Well I hope you are into kinky things...

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Enslaved 36

When snorting coke through a straw just won't do!

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Omfgitsmia 15

I'm curious as to how he shoved it so far that he needed the doctor to remove it. That had to hurt.

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biloxi_girl 22

I'm just wondering where the tampon was for him to be able to fall on it...unwrapped on the floor?

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hama806 19

He didn't actually fall onto the tampon. Not obvious enough for you?

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biloxi_girl 22

no not obvious when she says "somehow fell on it" jackass

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hama806 19

61- You're obviously new to this site. Name calling is not cool...then again, you're an asshole. Couldn't resist.

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zilla52 12

you picked this man so I don't see how it is fml

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picante72 24

The beginning of your FML had me assuming that he got the applicator stuck somewhere else...

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Frustrated78 11

Please please please don't have kids with this moron!

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catatonicsleep 17

Just the applicator? Where did the tampon go? They are supposed to be good for nosebleeds, the tampon though not the applicator...

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Vinnie500 14

Lol. Glad you found an idiot to spend your life with.

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