Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
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null_fml 11

Just, whatever you do, don't ask him how it got there. You're probably better off not knowing.

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Xrandomkrisx 7

lol atleast your father appreciates you taking a splinter out from his butt :)

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xmarkstheheart 0

Sexy-time! You pull something out of your dad, then he sticks something in you.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Well you should be glad that he is still with you and y'all were probably doing something together there are alot if people out there that don't have their father around any more for whatever reason

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drayloon 50

im afraid to ask why he had wood in his ass in the first place....

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ImTheAlpha 30

Awkward dad. So glad I døn't have to deal with that kind of stuff.

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_VAL3NT1NA_ 6

Wow, i have also done that before.

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Alastor13X 8

Ha ha! Its like the lion with the thorn in its paw... Except a bit of a "shitty" situation! Terrible Pun intended!

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