By Trapped. - 06/11/2013 02:53 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML
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minna97 14

BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

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thrifting 18

Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.

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bobo_the_bear 5

Show up with another girl as your date. She will get the message and leave or she will be into it and now you have a threeway possibility.

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jaybone87 8

grow some balls my dude. Its YOUR fault she has bigger balls then you do.

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jrock9093 18

BUT SHE LOVES YOU bahahahah that sucks man

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worldclassrager 39

Stand her up...she might then change things and if she won't stop calling you just change your cell number...I know it's immature but it's the easiest way to end if...

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sickerthanyou 13

awww! I wish I had a girlfriend like that.

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NikkiBooVanity 5

Say you cheated on her, she'll be done in a second

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ninety 25

And then watch as the psycho proceeds to vandalize his car while feeling totally justified and gaining sympathy from all who hear her story about the cheating asshole. Yeah, tell her that. It will make for an even better fml.

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JazNim17 18

Find someone else quick, even if it's just for one date. I had a similar problem one time (except I never actually dated the guy, he asked me out, I said no, he proceeded to pretend I had said yes and harassed me for months). Eventually one of his coworkers decided to help me out by taking me on a "date," and it finally drove home the fact that I said no. And now I really AM dating the coworker, who is wonderful. Give it a try, it could work out in your favor. I know it sucks to break someone's heart but sometimes it has to be done.

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mooseantlers 1

man up. broke up with my girlfriend yesterday. if you dont want to be with her anymore theres only one way to go.

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