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Crunchy - 19/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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Anonymous - 07/02/2021 21:30

Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML

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Cody - 30/12/2008 09:35 - France

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

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Rash decision

caiti - 06/08/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML

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Read other books, FFS

Anonymous - 20/07/2012 20:26 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML

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toryzhere - 29/03/2012 11:13 - Canada

Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML

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Breakout

Jennifer - 28/02/2025 20:00 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML

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Stylish

boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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Dirty protest

Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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Anonymous - 19/06/2009 19:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

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M. Night Shyamalanadingdong

Anonymous - 30/06/2020 05:02

Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML

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balor_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:42

That company was doomed anyways, there was a mole in the organization!

asxp10 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:41

You couldn't tell the difference between a mole and a bug?

dearViena 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:53

you got the job didn't you? didn't you?

spade_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:34

Ive done the same but instead of a guy roomate my best friend - who is a girl and we live in a appartment with two other peaple - and she looked scared as hell then she got over her shock and asked how my dick had grown so much since we dated. That was 4 weeks ago

roundnproud 7

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:09

lol@74

sepdps 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 10:20

what a dumbass. I hope you don't get the job and die from old age, alone:) haha. just kiddin. but seriously, you couldnt tell the difference? oh well. hope everything goes well with your life:p

franceypants 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:01

guess you didn't get the job...

loveuforever 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:41

Because that's the first thing I'd call a bug.

HurleyCarlton 0

Monday 1 August 2011 4:39

You're FIRED! HAHaha!

ibanez330 2

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:22

i should really stop reading these fml's while eating... fml haha

nachosbabygurl 9

Friday 3 August 2012 18:18

did u get the job

ashleyylove3 22

Saturday 26 October 2013 17:16

This may be wild but I'm guessing you didn't get the job. YDI and need to learn some very important things such as: "Think before you talk." Or "just keep your mouth shut."