Miscellaneous: Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I...

By CA19oo - 27/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Grovetown

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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Paranoid much?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:33 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

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Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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You deserved it 13 642

Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML

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You deserved it 3 073

By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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Tsk Tsk

By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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Gigiluv28 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:48

Why can't 20 year olds enjoy swinging? There's nothing wrong with that

Bobissmall 13

Sunday 27 May 2012 19:50

Welcome to the real world, where every male is a pedo...

Comments

JaysFanStu 3

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:03

Did you tell her to go **** herself and get over herself?

angelofsaturn 23

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:21

Were you looking at her daughter like a tasty morsel? If not then that mom needs to seriously calm her ****. I bet she's the kind of woman who'd scream at you for keeping her kid from running into traffic.

zuzupetalsYO 11

Sunday 27 May 2012 23:49

Do you enjoy swinging because you're a pedo? Just kidding OP. I love swinging too!

livingtolaugh1 0

Monday 28 May 2012 0:08

still creepy...

MEM0817 18

Monday 28 May 2012 0:25

I'm kinda lost here... you were too embarrassed to verbally say you like to swing in your spare time, but not embarrassed to swing while other people are around?

havocmike 3

Monday 28 May 2012 0:28

20 and you like to swing at the park? Grow up, asshole.

sendboot2 4

Monday 28 May 2012 1:01

I'm 18 and I get death glares whenever I swing. Have been since I was 14

geod69 8

Monday 28 May 2012 1:09

Buy your own damn swing pervert

Slimma 20

Monday 28 May 2012 1:19

Although there is absolutely nothing wrong with swinging no matter how old you are... OP still should have spoken up that he was just swinging instead of allowing some paranoid woman call him a pedo.

Ammi 7

Monday 28 May 2012 2:37

Assuming you weren't on a school playground during recess or doing anything inappropriate, then there really isn't anything creepy about this. That lady was just being paranoid and needs to cool it. I hate to think what's going to happen when her child starts dating, even if her dates are age appropriate!